This Handle Sucks

[Happy Smurf]

Okay guys, been lurking around the forum for a while now, but I HATE my handle. If I ever call into the show, it would be really hard to rattle that sh!t off. I need something better any thoughts.

[Henning1966]

Douche 5001 how about that one

[Mrs_Henning]

yeah go with that one...or douchebag # 53 or whatever # is next in line that's not being used

7 more posts to go ...HAHAHA

[macgruffus]

Okay guys, been lurking around the forum for a while now, but I HATE my handle. If I ever call into the show, it would be really hard to rattle that sh!t off. I need something better any thoughts.

Alaska, huh? I'm reminded or a story my dad used to tell about winter military maneuvers out of Fort Wainwright. It had to do with tying a teabag to a certain part of their bodies so they could find it in the deep morning cold to take a pee. How about "teabag" (since "it's not small. it's just cold outside" is too long)?

David

[Brew Engineer]

:lol: yeah go with that one...or douchebag # 53 or whatever # is next in line that's not being used

7 more posts to go ...HAHAHA

As unofficial keeper of the Douchebag list, I believe we are up to Douchebag # 56. JP is #'s 1-50, Bub is 51, and I lose track after that...

Welcome!

[mfischer2]

A military base in Alaska huh?

Here's a handle idea for you:

NeedWomen
PornViewr
BunkieLookingGood

[lilhatchet]

I bet he has his own spank tank too. Welcome if you think your handle suck change it wrong place to say it does unless you don't mind the comments. I leave ya now so you can spoon with your room mate and put a sock on your johnson so it doesn't freeze.

[Happy Smurf]

No, I don't mind the comments. In fact I think they're pretty F'in hilarious.

Anyway, Bub and BadRock I think have found me a new handle for now. I called into the show tonight. Bub called me a smurf, and BadRock turned that into Happy Smurf. So, for now that's what I'll be going by.

Thanks!!
Happy Smurf