Beer Forum

Well you see, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Good analogy Johnny. I read 20 years ago that the brain cells that die when drinking were about to go anyway, beer just gives them a little shove.

Thanks Cliff
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Bub, you magnificent slut! I bet a friend of mine that someone else on this board would know where that came from. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Here a while back I read somwhere that drinking was bad for you. So I quit reading!

I feel bad for those who don't drink, they wake up in the morning knowing that is only as good as they will feel all day.

I hate my job but I'll never quit because it drives me to drinking.