Random Motivational Picture Thread *NSFW*

[BrewBum]

Bump...Seriously, I want a bump in my pants, post more pics.

[NathanAbernathy]

is it wrong that i feel dirty for masturbating to this thread?

[Thirsty Mallard]

ok, we have a problem here. Those of you that post and dont put pics on this thread, make it show up when I click the "VIEW NEW POSTS" link. It is very dissapointing to see the RMPT show up on the list with no new pics.

I dont care what you think about the pics folks make, I care about the pics.

STOP posting meaningless drivel and post more pics.

Thank you

S

[bloberglawp]

ok, we have a problem here. Those of you that post and dont put pics on this thread, make it show up when I click the "VIEW NEW POSTS" link. It is very dissapointing to see the RMPT show up on the list with no new pics.

I dont care what you think about the pics folks make, I care about the pics.

STOP posting meaningless drivel and post more pics.

Thank you

S

[BrewTa2]

is it wrong that i feel dirty for masturbating to this thread?

[BrewTa2]

Sorry to excite you, seanhagerty.

[TapItGood]

Now that is Freaky!

[blipiddybrew]

is it wrong that i feel dirty for masturbating to this thread?

Season's greetings from your old friend Santa! My, oh, my, only 12 nights left until Christmas Eve! Things are getting so close now, we can hardly contain ourselves here at the North Pole. And from the looks of it, my young friend, we're not the only ones set to burst! Why, Jolly Old Saint Nick hasn't seen a Yule log this lit in ages!
Now, don't be shy. You know what Santa's talking about. You just couldn't wait to open your present this year, could you? Ho, ho, ho! Dear child, I saw you masturbating!
And it hasn't been just once either! Oh, no! Santa's seen you at least twice splashing away in the bathtub, three times in the attic with one of your mother's old art-history books, and more times than even he can count spread out like a stunned partridge on that beanbag chair of yours!

Why, old Santa might just have a heart attack if he popped out your chimney on that cold winter's night and, instead of milk and cookies, found his dear little pen pal shamefully hunched over the family computer.

Oh, what a naughty, prolific rascal you've been!

You see, dear lad, Santa's been keeping a list. Just like the one you keep in your head of all your favorite classmates. The one you've checked so much more than twice. Except when Santa thinks about his list, he doesn't rub his crotch feverishly against the smooth contours of his writing desk. Ho, ho, ho!