Beer Forum

Ok.. I'm drunk and on the can (aren't laptops wonderful).... I might be pissing on my leg but don't care.... anyway
On the way home tonight I'm thinking to my self "Self, it's hot... when I get home a cold beer would be nice..." so then I think to my self "Self, you are out of homebrew on tap, and have no cold beer in the fridge."
After a moment of panic and wondering what the Ambiguiously Gay Duo would do I said to myself "Self call the wife and have her put some macros in the fridge and one in the freezer." and it was done.
I know you are thinking to yourself "Myself WTF does BUB have a bunch of macros at his house for?" well I say " Don't judge me fucker i saw you sucking cock... Coors Light is better than wiener." Where was I.... Oh yeah I haven't placed nearly enough elipses (...) in here yet... anyway...
So wife placed 1 Coors Light (bite your tongue assclown) in previously mentioned freezer and 2 in aforesaid fridge. (Note Coors Light 16oz in plastic screw off bottles) Lets call it 1.5 hours later BUB says to self "Yo! (you thought I would say self didn't you... HA!, lemming I tricked you! Now go masturbate to pictures of Kylie Minogue... I will be.) (No seriously I will be.... doing.... the ..... Locomotion, ifins you know what I mean)
OK I was at "Yo!" I shall continue... "Yo! Self! (HA!) youz gots a beer in the Icebox (hello 1932)..." So I grab said 16oz PET screw off lidded container of Golden, CO's well ok finest. Take said liquid transportation device and 1 Schmetterling Braueri Pint Glass to leather recliner couch. Through semi thourough visual examination previously mentioned beverage seemed to be in it's normal state... I hereby opened aforementioned beverage and began to pour it into said drink container (Pint Glass) Cool shit started happening.

The beer was mostly liquid with .5-1" of iced beverage on top... cool
several seconds later said "Ice Head" increased in volume to 1/3 to 1/2 of the class and a little "beer burg" slowly climing out of the glass.
so here is my hypothesis... you science geeks feel free to comment or shoot me down... the pressure of the bottle kept the liquid from freezing and when the pressure was released a portion of unfrozen liquid (lets assume a freezing point of 0C for argument sake) was at -5C but not frozen because of the pressure... when at 1ATM pressure -5 change from liquid to ice?
OK the toilet seat is doing a number on my hemorroids (sp) and no I didn't piss on my leg.
Off to catch Kylie.
BUB

Hope you remembered to wipe....

Sweet jezus, I love you, Bub.

haha good rant. same shit happend to me with some coronas. Good thing you mentioned you were shitting, cause I didn't want that steak in me anyhow. o yea...

THIS THREAD IS USLESS WITHOUT PICS. Who else is interested in seein bub squeeze out some cleveland steamers?

You have problems. First enjoying Coors light and then posting from the shitter

The beer thing:

This is what I think happened. You may have super chilled the beer, creating a liquid with a temperature below its freezing point. Once you agitate such a liquid it will start feezing. I had this happen once on a winter camping trip where I left a water bottle outside to find it not frozen the next morning. When I picket it up and shook it, it almost immedeately froze up.

Your CO2 theory might work too, though. I'm not sure if CO2 content or pressure can actually affect the freezing point and by how many degrees it is actually able to lower it.

Did you skimm off the ice to enjoy a now not so light Coors Light?

Kai

JB-Brewer wrote:Who else is interested in seein bub squeeze out some cleveland steamers?

Jezzus, you guys have some wierd fetishes out in Mass.

BTW- I nominate Bub as funniest TBN poster ever

BeerPal wrote:BTW- I nominate Bub as funniest TBN poster ever :D

I second thae motion. Boobs write style is like a weird mix between Kurt Vonnegut and Franz Kafka (though pattern wise).

Isn't it a Soquid??